Department of Pumping Eternal
Welcome to the Department of Pumping Eternal (DOPE)—where your tax dollars aren’t just spent, they’re YOLO’d into the wild world of meme coins! Why settle for boring old fiscal responsibility when we can pump our national budget into the eternal with the latest cat-themed crypto?
Here at $DOPE, every policy decision is a 50/50 bet between ‘Pump the Moon’ and ‘Dump the Bottom,’ because who needs stability when you’ve got vibes? Forget Wall Street—we’re running the country straight from a TG server. LFG, America!
Tokenomics
Ticker: $DOPE
Total Supply: 1 Billion
Tax:0/0
we’re all winning. you should try it.
Department of Pumping Eternal $DOPE